I found this via Watkykjy and it is classic. I am quoting the whole letter verbatim:
We are having a bit of fun at the expense of our favourite telecoms provider Helkom. Let me explain. We have satellite call centres which are connected via business ADSL’s to our main data centre. As usual these connections where very unstable and extremely slow. This caused a huge amount of frustration for us as we need to move voice logs(100’s of megabytes) a day up to our main databases for QA and legal purposes. Our company runs on sales and without voice logs we have no binding contract between us and the customer. So they are pretty essential.
Anyway I read a Aprils fools white paper about Avian carrier networks a couple of years ago. Basically it is a protocol that uses racing pigeons as a network layer. This got me thinking about how fast we can transfer the data by racing pigeon. I discussed this idea with my CIO one night having a couple of drinks. When we did the math we found out that we can transfer the data faster by pigeon for certain sites. So we made a project of it. Next week Wednesday is Pigeon VS ADSL day here at the unlimited world. We have the media involved so check the Sunday times for a article on this event.
Basically we will be flying a pigeon with a 4GB micro SD card from Howick to our central site in Hillcrest. We did a dry run yesterday. Here is the stats: Pigeon took 48 minutes to deliver the data. ADSL is still downloading. Telkom got hold of this via the media and is currently in a flat spin. We got a call from Telkom asking us for our circuit numbers so they can make sure we have good service.
Here is the best part. We spend +/- R 45000 a month just on rental for these lines. If we moved to the Avian Carrier Network we will be saving a whopping R 35 000 a month.
Check out the facebook group, do a search for Winston the pigeon on facebook. Also watch the local press for some tongue in cheek articles about our great Helkom.
PS: The Original White Paper is located here: http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc2549.html
Also check this link for more info: http://pigeonrace2009.co.za
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This via Geeks are Sexy (oh you did not know that ). Yes, I know, it has nothing to do with Geeks or Sexy but it is funny, that is if you not the one that is having surgery.
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The chat service on Facebook must be the worse piece of chat software around. It is one big piece of junk.
So please do not try to chat with me via Facebook chat .. chances are that I would not be able to respond since FB will probably tell me you offline while you are online or my response will disappear into the big unknown. Rather chat with me via gTalk or Skype and if you realy must you can even try Windows Live Messenger.
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I just read that Mark has been nominated to the SABC board. Although I think that the SABC needs somebody like Mark on their board and that he would do a stirling job, I doubt whether Mark would accept a nomination like this with all the things he is involved in. Being on the SABC board is probably almost a full time job these days with the mess that the SABC is in and I cannot see Mark leaving some of his duties at Canonical and Ubuntu to join the SABC board.
I might be totally wrong here and who knows, maybe Mark has allready agreed to this. Would love to hear his comments about it.
Other notable names is Max du Preez, Mimi Coertze, Cliff Saunders and World Cup CEO Danny Jordaan.
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Cannot wait to get my hands on one of these … Nokia SA are you reading this. I will gladly review it for you when you have one to be reviewed and I would appreciate the Linux it is running.
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In today’s Cape Argus and on IOL:
Durbanville and Bellville police are warning
residents to be on high alert and to ensure that they set their house alarms at night – even when they’re inside the house.
Police say a number of burglary gangs are targeting houses in those areas.
New research has shown that during the past year, house robberies increased by 13,5 percent and a staggering 97 percent of all robbers are armed.
This is the latest in crime intelligence research done by Dr Rudolph Zinn, senior lecturer in the School of Criminal Justice at Unisa, in an intensive study on house robberies and robbers.
Zinn, a professor in the department of forensic and crime investigation, said almost 15 000 residential robberies were committed last year.
Read about my experience yesterday here.
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From today’s Post Secret. If you have not spend your Sunday mornings reading Post Secret, then it is about time to start.
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I should probably not be writing this at this moment because of the way I feel. I am as mad as hell.
While we, my daughter and myself, were sleeping, somebody (probably more than one person) came into my house and took some of my stuff. I know it is just stuff and everybody tells me that we should be glad we did not wake up. But still, having one’s privacy invaded like this is not nice at all .. in fact it sucks big time.
How they got into the house, we not exactly sure. All doors were locked and only one window in the kitchen was open. They got away with my cellphone, 2 old laptops, my new laptop bag with couple of things in the bag and the most valuable thing was probably my new Canon camera. In the laptop bag was my passport, and you all know what a slept it will be do get that replaced.
Also there was 2 credit cards in the bag that I hardly use but still had to get it cancelled and a couple of loyalty cards.
Except for the camera, that was in the kitchen, everything else was in my study. They took the money out of my wallet but luckily left all my bank cards alone.
It is things like this, where they do not even care anymore whether somebody is in the house or not, that will make me pack my bags and leave this country. Yes, there is crime in other parts of the world, but I am sure that it is not as bad as this and as blatant as what is happening here.
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This my friends is a Nokia RX-51 or otherwise known as a Nokia N900. This is what the N97 should have been.
Firstly it does not run Symbian or S60 but Linux … no not Andriod but Maemo. I quote from Mobile-review.com
Nokia decided to put aside its favorite S60 platform and switch to Maemo, which is all another way of saying that they ditched S60 for Linux OS.
From this thorough review on Mobile-review.com, I like the look of the interface …
Notable features are 32GB of storage, 5PM Carl Zeiss camera with dual LED flash and a ARM Cortex-A8 CPU.
Head over to Mobile-review.com where you will see a ton of picture of the device and what the specs are.
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