{"id":693,"date":"2009-12-15T12:10:15","date_gmt":"2009-12-15T10:10:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.henriska.com\/blog\/?p=693"},"modified":"2009-12-15T12:10:15","modified_gmt":"2009-12-15T10:10:15","slug":"why-you-should-not-call-in-sick-and-go-play-golf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.henriska.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/why-you-should-not-call-in-sick-and-go-play-golf\/","title":{"rendered":"Why you should not call in sick and go play golf?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won&#8217;t be able to go to work. <\/p>\n<p> Way up in heaven, Saint Peter sees all this and asks God, &#8221;Are you really going to let him get away with this?&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>  &#8221;No, I guess not,&#8221; says God.  <\/p>\n<p> The priest drives about five to six hours away, so he doesn&#8217;t bump into anyone he knows. The golf course is empty when he gets there. So he takes his first swing, drives the ball 495 yards away and gets a hole in one. <\/p>\n<p>  Saint Peter watches in disbelief and asks, &#8221; Why did you let him do that?&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p> To this God says, &#8221;Who&#8217;s he going to tell?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Technorati Tags: <a class=\"performancingtags\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/joke\" rel=\"tag\">joke<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won&#8217;t be able to go to work. Way up in heaven, Saint Peter sees all this <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.henriska.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/why-you-should-not-call-in-sick-and-go-play-golf\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Why you should not call in sick and go play golf?<\/span><span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"amazonpipp_noncename":"","amazon-product-isactive":"","amazon-product-single-asin":"","amazon-product-content-location":"","amazon-product-content-hook-override":"","amazon-product-excerpt-hook-override":"","amazon-product-singular-only":"","amazon-product-amazon-desc":"","amazon-product-show-gallery":"","amazon-product-show-features":"","amazon-product-newwindow":"","amazon-product-show-list-price":"","amazon-product-show-used-price":"","amazon-product-show-saved-amt":"","amazon-product-timestamp":"","amazon-product-new-title":"","amazon-product-use-cartURL":"","amazon_featured_post_meta_key":"","_amazon_featured_alt":"","amazon-product-template":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[264,30],"tags":[265],"class_list":["post-693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-golf","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.henriska.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/693","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.henriska.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.henriska.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.henriska.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.henriska.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=693"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.henriska.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/693\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.henriska.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.henriska.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.henriska.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}